On their 50th wedding anniversary, Jack asks his wife, "Betty, have you ever cheated on me?" "Yes, twice..." "Well, when were they?" "Remember when you really wanted to start a business on your own, and no bank would give you a loan? But, then one day the bank president himself came over and signed the loan papers..." "Oh, you did that for me!" "And, Jack, remember a few years ago when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 결혼50주년이 되는 날 잭은 아내에게 물었다. "여보 당신 나 몰래 딴 남자와 관계한 일이 없었어요?" "있었어요, 두번요..." "언제 그런 일이 있었어요?" "당신 독자적으로 사업을 해보려고 했으나 어느 은행에서도 돈을 융자해주려고 하지 않았던 일 생각나요?그런데 하루는 은행장이 직접 와서 융자서류에 서명해줬잖아요..." "그러니까 당신이 그렇게 해준거였었군!" "그리고 몇년전 당신이 골프클럽회장을 하겠다고 기를 쓰고 덤벼들었으나 17표가 부족했던 적 있었잖아요?"