very naive American went to Paris and got into an argument with a French about the number of ways to make love. ?There are 69 ways to make love, Monsieur,?said the French. ?I thought there was only one way-a man on top of a woman,? said the American. The French apologized. ?Monsieur,? he said,?I am very sorry. I miscalculated. There are 70 ways to make love.?