A man has just checked into a hotel and was getting on the elevator when he bumped into a lady who was also getting on the elevator.

His hand accidently brushed her breast and they were both embarrassed.

He apologized by saying, "Madam. I know that if your heart is as soft as you breast, then you will have no problem forgiving me."

The lady answered by saying, "Sir, if you are as hard as your elbow, then I''m in room 314"

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<>bump into : ~와 부딪치다, 우연히 만나다
<>accidently : 본의 아니게
<>embarrassed : 당황한

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호텔에서 투숙 수속을 마친 남자는 승강기에 오르다가 함께 들어가던 여자와 부딪쳤다.

그의 손이 본의 아니게 여자 앞가슴을 스치는 바람에 두 사람은 당황했다.

"댁의 마음이 거기같이 부드럽다면 쉽게 용서해주실 테죠"라고 남자는 사과했다.

"거기가 팔꿈치만큼 단단하시다면 314호실로 연락주세요"라고 여자는 응수했다.