[비즈니스 유머] 딴 여자 - Mistress

A businessman and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “sorry I didn’t tell you I have a mistress.” The wife was infuriated, “I want a divorce.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “Who is that woman with George?” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband. “Ours is much better looking,” says the wife.

기업인 부부가 최고급 식당에서 식사하고 있는데 기차게 예쁜 젊은 여자가 다가오더니 남편에게 키스를 해주고는 나중에 보자며 물러갔다. 부인은 남편을 노려보면서 물었다. “저 여자 누구예요?” “참, 당신한테 이야기하지 않아서 미안한데, 난 첩을 두고 있었다오.” 여자는 노발대발했다. “나 이혼해야겠어요.” 바로 그때 여자의 시선을 끈 건 멋진 여자를 데리고 식당에 들어서는 그들의 지인이었다. “조지랑 같이 들어오는 저 여자 누구예요?” “조지의 첩이라오.” “우리네 여자가 저 여자보단 훨씬 예쁘네요.”

*stunning:[속]아주 예쁜 *glare:노려보다 *mistress:정부, 첩