[해외유머] '대도(?)'

Prosecutor : "How long have you known the defendant?"

Witness : "Twelve years."

Prosecutor : "Now tell the court whether you think he is the type
of man who would steal this money?"

Witness : "There''s one thing I have to know before I could answer
to that question

Prosecutor : "What is it?"

Witness : "How much was it?"

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<> prosecutor : 검사
<> defendant : 피고
<> tell the court : 증언하다

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검사 ="피고를 안지가 얼마나 됩니까?"

증인 ="12년 됩니다"

검사 ="그럼 그가 돈을 훔칠사람인지 아닌지를 증언해주세요"

증인 ="그 질문에 답변하기 위해서는 우선 알아야 할 것이 있습니다"

검사 ="그게 뭡니까?"

증인 ="금액이 얼마나 되는데요?"

(한국경제신문 1998년 3월 2일자).