[비즈니스 유머] 변호사

A Hindu priest, a rabbi and a lawyer were driving the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately they find a farmhouse nearby. The farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion the Hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few minutes later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the Hindu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow. Reluctantly the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being an orthodox Judaist, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with a pig. Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and pig!

힌두교 승자, 랍비, 그리고 변호사가 함께 길을 나섰는데 차가 고장났다. 다행히 근처에 농가가 있었다. 농부는 빈 방이 하나뿐인데 거기엔 1인용 침대 두 개만 있다고 했다. 그걸 사용하라면서 한 사람은 마구간에 가서 자라는 것이었다. 한참 이야기를 나눈 끝에 힌두교 승이 마구간에 가기로 했다. 그런데 잠시 후 침실 문을 노크하더니 힌두교 승이 돌아와서 설명하는 것이었다. 마구간에 신성한 소가 있으니 함께 잘 수가 없단다. 마지못해 랍비가 나섰다. 조금 지나자 노크하면서 랍비가 돌아오더니 마구간에 돼지가 있는데 정통파 유대교도인 자기로서는 돼지와 더불어 밤을 보낼 수는 없다는 것이었다. 결국 변호사가 나섰다. 그런데 좀 있으니 노크 소리가 들렸다. 소와 돼지가 온 것이다!