An old man woke in the middle of the night and found， to his astonishment， that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in ten years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her the enormous thing. "You see that thing， woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?"

With only one eye open， his wife replied， "Well， now that you've got all the wrinkles out， this might be a good time to wash it."



한밤중 깨어나 자신의 아래쪽이 돌덩이같이 팽팽해진 걸 본 노인은 10년 만에 처음으로 경험하게 된 그 일이 놀랍기만 했다. 그는 아내의 어깨를 흔들어 깨워 그 거창한 걸 보여주면서 신이 나서 말했다. "임자，이게 안 보여? 이걸 어떻게 해야 한담?"

"글쎄，주름이 죄다 펴졌으니 이럴 때 씻어주면 되겠네요. " 한쪽 눈만을 간신히 뜬 할머니가 말했다.


△astonishment:경이,놀라움

△pecker:[비속]페니스