The old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat．

His wife said, "Where are you going？"

"I’m going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills,"he said．

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going？"

"Where are you going？" She said, "I‘m going to the doctor too."

"Why？"She said, "If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I‘m going to get a tetanus shot."


80대의 할아버지가 자리에서 일어나더니 윗도리를 입었다．

"어디 가는데요？"하고 할머니가 물었다．

"의사한테 가서 새로 나온 비아그라를 받아올 거요"라고 할아버지는 대답했다．

그 소리를 들은 할머니가 흔들의자에서 일어나 스웨터를 입자 "임자 어디 갈 건데？"하고 물었다．

"나도 의사한테 가려고요."

"뭣 땜에?"

"아니, 당신이 낡아빠져 못 쓰게 된 그 물건을 다시 사용한다면 상처가 생길 수도 있으니 난 파상풍 예방주사를 맞아둬야 할 것 같아서요"라고 할머니는 대답했다．


△ rusty；녹슨, 쓸모없게 된
△ tetanus shot；파상풍 예방주사