woman walked up to little old man rocking in chair on his porch.

"I couldn？t help noticing how happy you look,"she said."What？s your secret for a happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods,and never exercise."

"That's amazing,"the woman said."How old are you?"

"Twenty-six,"he said.