Three men were bragging about how they had set their wives straight on their duties．

The first man, married a woman from Ohio, told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning．

He said on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed．

The second man, married to a Virginia woman, bragged that he had told his wife to do all the cleaning， dishes and cooking．

The first day he didn‘t see any results, but the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner．

The third man, married a Texas girl, boasted he told her house cleaning, dishes, cooking and washing were all her responsibility．

He said the first day he didn’t see anything and the second day he didn‘t see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye．


아내가 할 일을 똑바로 명령한 세 사내의 자랑．

오하이오의 여자와 결혼 사내는 부엌일과 청소는 아내가 도맡아서 해야 한다고 했다．

그렇게 말하고 사흘 만에 집에 와보니 설거지와 청소가 말끔히 돼있었다고 했다．

버지니아 여자와 결혼한 두 번째 사내는 청소 설거지 음식장만이 아내가 할 일이라고 했다．

첫날엔 아무 반응이 없었으나 이튿날엔 좀 나아졌고 사흘째가 되자 청소와 설거지가 깨끗이 끝난 집에서 호탕한 식사를 했다고 했다．

텍사스 여자와 결혼한 사내는 청소 설거지 음식장만 빨래는 아내가 해야 할 일이라고 했노라고 자랑했다．

그랬더니 첫날엔 아무 것도 보이지 않았고 이튿날에도 아무 것도 보이지 않더니 사흘째가 되자 부기가 좀 가라앉으면서 왼쪽 눈으로 조금 볼 수 있게 되었다고 했다．


△ set a person straight on his duty；해야 할 일을 똑바로 인식시키다
△ swelling；부기