< 오늘의 영어유머 > 치매증

An old man goes to a cathouse, knocks on the floor, and
the madam answers.

"Can I help you?" she says.
The man says, "Yes. I''d like a woman."
The madam says, "How old are you?"
He says, "I''m ninety-six years old."
She says, "Ninety-six years old" You''ve had it."
"I have?" says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"

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* cathouse : (미국속어) 유곽
* You''ve had it : (구어) 싫증나다, (이제) 충분하다
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노인이 유곽문을 노크하니 마담이 나타났다.

"어떻게 오셨어요?"
"여자가 필요하구먼" 하고 노인은 대답했다.

"연세가 어떻게 되시죠?"
"아흔여섯이오"
"아흔여섯이라구요? 할만큼 하셨겠네요"
"그랬나? 얼마요?