[비즈니스 유머] 개와 아내 - Dog vs Wife

A man said at the police station that his wife was missing. The sergeant began writing up the report. “How tall is she?” “About this high.” “How much does she weigh?” “About average, I guess.” “Color of eyes?” “I’d say they were neutral.” “Color of hair?” “I don’t know. It changes.” “What was she wearing?” “Hat and coat, I suppose.” “Was she carrying anything?” “Yes, she had a dog on a leash.” “What kind of a dog?” “A pedigreed brindle and white German shepherd weighing 38 pounds, six hands high, license number 45-12-C on a brown collar, slightly deaf in the right ear but answers to the name of Prince.”

경찰에 온 사내는 아내의 실종을 신고했다. 당직 경관은 신고사항을 기록했다. “키는 얼마나 됩니까?” “이만큼요.” “체중은요?” “평균 체중이지 싶어요.” “눈 색깔은요?” “회색인 것 같아요.” “머리카락 색깔은요?” “모르겠어요. 바뀐답니다.” “옷차림은요?” “모자에 코트 차림이었지 싶어요.” “뭐 가지고 나간 것 없어요?” “개를 데리고 나갔어요.” “어떤 종이죠?” “흰 바탕에 얼룩진 족보있는 독일 셰퍼드라고요. 무게는 38파운드, 키는 여섯 뼘, 갈색 목걸이에는 등록번호 45-12-C가 적혀 있고 오른쪽 귀가 약간 먹었지만 프린스라고 이름을 부르면 응해줍니다.”