[비즈니스 유머] 첫 경험

The night was young, the moon was high, We were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, her skin was smooth, her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. As I pressed my hand on her breast, slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it all at once white stuff came. At last it is finished. My first time ever milking cow! (And what were you thinking about?)


초저녁, 달은 높이 떠있는데 우리는 단 둘이다. 보들보들한 털에 푸른 눈, 피부는 매끄럽고 다리는 곱다. 나는 등을 만져줬다. 손으로 유방을 눌러줬더니 천천히 두 다리를 벌리는 것이 아닌가. 그렇게 해서 내가 해줬더니 별안간 흰 것이 튀어나왔다. 마침내 끝냈다. 이렇게 해서 난생 처음 소젖을 짜봤다! (그런데 내 말을 들으면서 무슨 생각을 했지?)