[비즈니스 유머] 화려한 기록

Todd was arrested again and the detective was leafing through his crime history folder.

"Hmmm，quite a record，" he said."Shoplifting，hit-and-run，disorderly conduct，armed robbery，sexual assault， manslaughter…"

"Yeah，I know，" said Todd."It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."


토드가 또 잡혀왔다. 그의 범죄기록부를 들여다보던 형사가 입을 열었다.

"으으음，대단한 기록이군.들치기에다,뺑소니 운전에，치안문란 행위에，무장강도에，성폭행에다,살인에다…"

"잘 알아요. 내 장기가 뭔가를 알아내려다 보니 이것저것 많이 해봤다고요. "


△sexual assault : 성폭행

△mansalughter : 살인