입력2006.04.04 04:16
수정2006.04.04 04:21
Finding her husband in bed with a lovely girl,the wife became furious."She's just a poor hitch-hiker I picked up on the highway," the man tried to explain.
"She was hungry,so I brought her home and fed her. Then I saw her sandals were worn out,so I gave her that old pair you haven't worn in at least twelve years. And I noticed her shirt was torn, so I gave her an old blouse you haven't looked at for so long. As she was leaving,she asked me,'Is there anything else you wife doesn't use?' So,eh…."
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*become furious:노발대발하다
*hitch-hiker:남의 차에 편승하는 사람
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남편이 예쁜 아가씨를 잠자리로 끌어들인 것을 본 아내는 노발대발했다.
남편은 자초지종을 설명하려했다.
"고속도로에서 내 차에 편승했던 불쌍한 여자요.못 먹었다기에 집에 데려다가 먹을 것을 줬다고요.그리고 나서 보니 샌들이 다됐더군.그래서 당신이 12년간이나 처박아둔 걸 꺼내줬고... 그리고 셔츠도 말이 아니더란 말이요.그래서 당신이 오랫동안 거들떠보지도 않았던 저 블라우스를 꺼내준 거요.그랬더니 돌아서면서 묻더란 말이요.
'부인께서 쓰지 않는 것 뭐 또 없어요?'하고.그래서..."