A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding. "May I see your driver's license?" "I had it suspended for drunk driving." "May I see the owner's card?" "I stole this. But I saw it in the glove box when I put my gun in there." "A gun in the glove box?" "Yes, that's where I put it after I killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." Hearing this, the officer called captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver. "Can I see your license?" "Sure here it is." "Who's car is this?" "It's mine." "Could you slowly open your glove box?" There was nothing in the glove box. "Could you open your trunk?" Trunk is opened; no body. "That officer said you told him there was a dead body in the trunk." "I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too!" -------------------------------------------------------------- *suspend license for drunk driving:음주운전으로 면허가 정지되다 -------------------------------------------------------------- 경관이 과속운전자를 단속했다. "면허증 봅시다" "음주운전으로 면허정지 됐어요" "차량소유증 봅시다" "이 차 훔친 겁니다. 하지만 총을 집어넣으면서보니 글러브박스에 그게 있던데" "글라브박스에 총이 있다고요?" "차주 여인을 죽여서 트렁크에 쑤셔 넣고 나서 총을 거기 넣어뒀어요" 이 소리를 듣자 경관은 상사에게 연학했다. 경관들이 급히 출동하여 그 차를 둘러싼 가운데 높은 사람이 운전자에게 다가갔다. "면허증 봅시다" "여기 있습니다" "누구차지요?" "제 겁니다" "글러브박스를 천천히 열어봐요" 거기에는 아무 것도 없었다. "트렁크를 열어봐요" 열어봤으나 시체는 없었다. "저 경관이 그러는데 당신이 트렁크 속에 시체가 있다고 했다면서요?" "저런 거짓말쟁이, 그럼 필시 내가 과속운전을 했다는 거짓말도 했겠군요!"