Two little boys were engaging in the traditional argument of
little boys everywhere: "My father is better than your father!"
"No, he''s not" "My brother is better than your brother!" "No,
he''s not!" "My mother is better than your mother!" A pause.
"Well, I guess you''re right. My father says the same thing."

*traditional argument: 관례적 논쟁

어린것들 두놈사이에서 어디서나 있게 마련인 예의 그 시비가 붙었다.
"우리아빠랑 너의아빠랑하면 우리아빠가 최고야" "아냐" "우리형이랑
너의형이랑하면 우리형이 최고야!" "아냐" "우리엄마랑 너의엄마랑하면
우리엄마가 최고야!" 잠시 중단되고나서. "그건 네말이 맞나봐. 우리아
빠도 그러셨어"