[비즈니스 유머] 지능의 척도

A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen her. “I saw her ten minuts ago. She was with a real dumb man, but he was getting smarter all the time.”

꼬마가 부모를 따라 처음으로 나체촌에 가봤다. 남자들의 성기 크기가 각각인 걸 보고 놀란 녀석은 아버지에게 그걸 이야기했다. 거기가 비교적 큼직하게 생긴 아버지는 그 크기가 지능의 척도라면서 크면 머리가 좋고 작으면 바보라는 것이었다. 그날 오후 아내를 찾고 있던 아빠는 녀석을 보고 엄마를 못 봤냐고 물었다. “10분 전에 봤어요. 바보 남자랑 같이 있던데 그 사람은 점점 더 똑똑해지던데요.”

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